Tim Tebow: Wanted Dead or Alive by Foxborough Police
UPI - January 15, 2012, 4:04am
The Foxboro police department arrested a drunken and naked Tim Tebow early this morning in town. Tebow reportedly was flagging down cars in the ....passing lane of Route 1 just outside of Tom Brady Stadium, wearing no pants and offering a can of O'Douls to each and every motorist on the highway. Foxboro police are claiming Tebow resisted arrest and had to be tazed, bro. Twice. Following the first "completion", Tebow yelled, "Hit me again! Please, sweet Jesus, hit me again coppers!" So they did. When asked by the police how he could get so fucking hammered on just O'Douls, Tebow reportedly replied, "It's been a long mutherfucking time, pig! Now get me a muffin!"
The Foxboro police department arrested a drunken and naked Tim Tebow early this morning in town. Tebow reportedly was flagging down cars in the ....passing lane of Route 1 just outside of Tom Brady Stadium, wearing no pants and offering a can of O'Douls to each and every motorist on the highway. Foxboro police are claiming Tebow resisted arrest and had to be tazed, bro. Twice. Following the first "completion", Tebow yelled, "Hit me again! Please, sweet Jesus, hit me again coppers!" So they did. When asked by the police how he could get so fucking hammered on just O'Douls, Tebow reportedly replied, "It's been a long mutherfucking time, pig! Now get me a muffin!"
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