Basketball Math

One player does not make a team. Two can be good. You got three goodin', you got a team. Four or five, you might have problems.

One ball. Five guys. It's a math problem, sort of. If no one wants to shoot, you got problems. If 4 or 5 want to shoot every time they touch it, that's a problem. One guy shooting the ball every time she touches it can really fuck things up, even for good teams.

UNC freshman role player Harrison Barnes, was a case in point today in one of the most embarrassing losses in Deputy Dog's storied career. Barnes showed what he was made of: 27 minutes, 13 shots, missed 3 free throws, and had 5 turnovers and 0 assists. That's Terry Duerod's line in his career playing with Larry. You think Duerod got his own clothing line, Barnes? You ever heard of Terry fucking Duerod? You get my point.

Stay in school another year. Work hard this summer, not playing, but on skills like P-A-S-S-I-N-G the fucking ball. Terrance Williams and that albino from Butler are gonna have a better careers than you. Because they can pass and you can't.

Deal with it. And learn Russian.