Broncos vs Pats - 8 to 11pm

You'll be so fucking sad when it's over, win or lose

You'll be so fucking sore on Sunday morning, win or lose

You'll be cold tonight. Really fucking cold. Win or lose

You'll get booed. Both teams. No matter what

You'll get hit hard. Playoff football is different. This is what kids dream about, the pain you'll suffer tonight

Win or lose, you'll remember every play

The nation is watching tonight. It might be the highest rated playoff game ever, or at least among them. Tim is special. So are we

Pain is not an option. There will be pain. I promise you that

But birthing a baby takes a lot of fucking pain, men. Ask your Mom how much it hurt when she had you. It hurt a lot

3 hours tonight. 3 hours next Sunday. Get Bill to the Super Bowl and he'll win it for you guys. But you gotta get there first. Tim is in the way. Tim is in trouble

Go for it