You Can't Kill The Brett

AP - Indianaplis, IN

The Indianapolis Colts announced this morning that Brett Favre has been signed by the team to serve as third string quarterback on next year's 6-10 team. Favre, when reached on his lawnmower out back, had this to say, "I figured, 'Fuck it, dude. I'm broke, bored, and ready to play some ball. Indy? They suck, but I don't have a damn thing better to do with myself.'" Jim Irsay tweeted "Bret Favvra whill help out us Big thyme next seasson."

Stay classy, Peyton and Andrew!