Funny Patsies Stories

You guys all heard about The Electrocution Execution, Toilet Gate at The $7 Million Dollar Stadium, Broke Billy Buys In, The Team Without A Coach, my man Darryl, how the NFL, Ben Dreith, and Al Fucking Davis screwed the best team in NE history out of a bunch of rings, The Howard Cosell Led 20 Year Boycott of NE, MVP (Get it?) Mark Henderson, 460-10, Don't Kick The Nigger The Fucking Ball!, and of course The Greatest Catch In Super Bowl History by future Hall of Famer...what's his name? What?

First things first, boys

Ray Rice

When you turn them over, score the fucking football

They can't stop us

We'll win most likely

It will feel good for a few hours

And the work is just beginning