This Just In: "Larry Does Eat Shit"

Before the game tonight, Larry is going to address a crowd of dozens in front of Menino Hall. He is expected to address Moses shit eating ability. I won't be there.

Possible Talking Points:

My broken finger made me a better shooter

Indiana State had as much talent as Magic's Spartans, almost

How I Almost Died A Dozen Times For Y'all

Why Winning A Five Dollar Bet Is Better Than A Taco Bell Ad

Six ten. Six nine. Six nine. Six ten.

West Coast trips: Pure Ball (And Johnny's hookers)

My Foot Was On The Line, But Fuckit, I'm A Legend

Why Long Hair and Short Shorts Is Better 'N Short Hair and Long Shorts - In Prose

I Am Freeman Williams

I Hate Chinese Food, Mutherfucker!

From Camp Milbrook To The Hall Of Fame: I Never Took Shit

What Might Have Been: French Lick - America's Cleanest City

Benson Should Have Been My Butler

Quinn: What Might Have Been

The Low Point Of My Career: A Week In Milwaukee

I Should Be In The Hall Of Fame Twice, Like John Wooden

14 and 10

Those Shorts Really Did Cut Off Circulation To My Boys

I Think Russ Should Have Taken The Last Shot, Too

Rick Robey: Addition By Subtraction

That's Right: We Were Bad


Overheard At Menino Hall:

Who's that old guy next to Psycho-T?

Man, that's a REALLY black dude!