Magic! (I Always Thought That Was A Stupid Theft Of A Name)

New Orleans (now 4-15) beat Orlando (now 12-7) last night, 93-67. Wow


the Magic were outscored in each quarter (by 4, 9, 4, and 9)


my least favorite player, Bucket Head Howard, played 39 m, and took 19 shots, missed 7 free throws, had 16 rebounds, 1 block, 4 tos, and committed 3 fouls


Other nicknames I have for Dwight:
A Cop's Kid's Story: Low IQ Is Right, Mutherfucker!
Not Bill Russell
He Should Have Gone To Duke For A Year (Yeah)
Josh Smith: Want His Autograph? Ancillary Income For D-How
Superwoman!
The Tattoo Artist II
Trade Me Or I'll Keep Playing! (Jackson: Oh, God III)


D-How, my advice to you? Learn from Shaq


the Magic shot 39% from the field, 62% from line, got outrebounded 32 to 43, and had 22 turnovers to NOs 12


the Magic's last 4 games
Last night: beat by Magic 93-67
1/26 lost to Cs 91-83
1/24 beat Pacers 102-83
1/23 lost to Cs 87-56



Magic roster:

Starters

Hedo – old and selfish (I’ve always seen him as selfish)
Glen Davis – a follower, not a leader
Dwight - ?????
J-Rich - old
Jameer - old

Bench

Larry Hughes – really old
Q – really old
Duhon - old
JJ Redick - old
Von Wafer - old
Earl Clark – kid who can’t play
Justin Harper - kid
Daniel Orton - kid


To dog it up like Orlando has done the last week means there is dysfunction in the locker room. That's not always a bad thing. This team is still really talented. They will still make the playoffs as a decent seed, and can still compete for a title. They're that good. But man, Dwight, you ain't no kid no more, man. Grow up.