Ham, Turkey, or Chicken

Felger? ham

Curran? nice turkey. no, wait, ham

Ordway? ham

Ryan? ....turkey, lightly basted

Dennis? turkey, big time

Gerry? stale chicken

Jackie? used to be a ham, now a turkey

Tommy? you're joking, right?

Mike? not a chicken, without a doubt. some type of fruit, I think

the fat guy who "graduated" from BC? You're joking, right?

Remy? turkey. 5 pounder

Heidi? not sure. it's been so long since I...saw her. not a ham. kobe?

the Asian chick that left town a wayz back? turkey

Lobel? A fine whine

Newmy? white meat, most def.

Donny? never heard of him

Max? fucking ham well well done

Dave O'Brien? sweet ham. really good

Sean Grande? really good ham, too. pineapple?

Micheal Holley? more kobe meat

Butch from the Cape? fucking chicken. spicy

Danny? not a chicken. right, Sox?

Jack? chicken dressed up really, really nicely

Brick? brick

Mike Reiss? who?

Peter? Hall of Fame turkey, man

Simmons? You're still fucking with me after all we've been through?

Leigh? tasty ham. believe it