The VERY White All-NBA Club

owner - Cuban

arena - pick one

name - Utah Jazz....no, taken....Kentucky Colonels...no, used already....ok, the Boston Beaneaters

GM - Donnie Nelson

assistant - Jeff Van Gundy

coach - George Karl

announcer - Mike Gorman

"color" man - Raftery

5 - Shawn fucking Bradley (...what?....who cares?)

4 - Birdman

3 - Gordon Heyward

2 - Koponovitch

1 and captain - Steve Blake