Merry Christmas, Guys and Gals

To all the men and women overseas and, certainly here in the States, please have a Merry Christmas. Or at least not a miserable one. I'll try, too

To my girl: I love you and always will

To Washington, DC: What you do today and tomorrow and in 2012 matters

To all the "fathers of the year" out there: Don't think I'm not coming to get ya. Watch the fuck out, shitheads

To all the women in the world: You are what makes my life worth living

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I did. Did you?