FBI "Humor"
1) This guy is 300 pounds of shit in a 200 pound bag
2) Rectum? I barely touched him
3) We watch. You decide
4) FBI: Federal Bureau of Insight/Inside Stuff/Insubordination/Intuition/Incompetence/Inner Workings of the Human Body/Inna House/Inner Circle
5) We're not booing, we're whispering, "Joe...Joe...Joe"
6) Where's a cop when you really need her?
7) Someone should make a movie about dis guy
8) Party on, man
9) He's literally a giant
10) I hope he jerks off today. I hope he jerks off today. Oh boy, I hope he jerks off today
11) Watching the Readers
12) How many Seinfeld reruns can one man watch?
13) You know, that porn star is actually pretty hot
14) Sports again, hon?
15) Dancing With The Stars every night
16) She and Him?
17) Coldplay
18) He knows shit. He knows shit
19) The Federal Bureau of Investigation: Recruiting American's finest junior colleges for ten years
20) He's a pretty good dancer for a white boy who can't dance
21) Steve and MJ say "Hi"
22) Where's my Brit? Sleeping. As usual. I miss her
23) We'll have Paris for about 80 years
24) Way to go, MJ. You a'right
25) I love you guys, too
26) Brit says "Hi" to everyone as well. But she's dreaming of....
27) He has $20 in the bank. What a rich man
28) Rhythm Nation
29) I'm just a blogger. And a lot more. Fuck yeah, man. I mean, "dude"
30) Jealous?
31) Joe Brasco
32) She is nuts about me
33) I'm nuts about her
34) I sleep four hours, she sleeps twelve, so it balances out
35) Is she not the sexiest, sweetest, coolest, most awesomest woman on the planet? I mean seriously people. She is. She is
36) iJoe -- Ribbed for your pleasure
37) iBroe -- buy one now!
38) iBrit -- not for sale. but you can look. only Joe can touch
39) Did you hear something?
40) Pure Awesomeness!
41) The 'Pent: A Mansion on a tiny hill
42) When is the heat gonna go out again?
43) Is this love?
44) Whatever happened to all the great sitcoms? Or am I the only one wondering?
45) SSDI success story. There are some out there
46) Your federal tax dollars at work
47) That guy's got a tiny little dick
48) But when it gets excited, it a'right
49) Heads up!
50) Writer? Yes. Broke? Yes. Forever? Your choice, America
51) President Broe -- Vice President Taylor -- Speaker of the House -- KLG (Would you pipe down, Kathie? Ever?)
52) The White House in here
54) I love a good quote
55)
2) Rectum? I barely touched him
3) We watch. You decide
4) FBI: Federal Bureau of Insight/Inside Stuff/Insubordination/Intuition/Incompetence/Inner Workings of the Human Body/Inna House/Inner Circle
5) We're not booing, we're whispering, "Joe...Joe...Joe"
6) Where's a cop when you really need her?
7) Someone should make a movie about dis guy
8) Party on, man
9) He's literally a giant
10) I hope he jerks off today. I hope he jerks off today. Oh boy, I hope he jerks off today
11) Watching the Readers
12) How many Seinfeld reruns can one man watch?
13) You know, that porn star is actually pretty hot
14) Sports again, hon?
15) Dancing With The Stars every night
16) She and Him?
17) Coldplay
18) He knows shit. He knows shit
19) The Federal Bureau of Investigation: Recruiting American's finest junior colleges for ten years
20) He's a pretty good dancer for a white boy who can't dance
21) Steve and MJ say "Hi"
22) Where's my Brit? Sleeping. As usual. I miss her
23) We'll have Paris for about 80 years
24) Way to go, MJ. You a'right
25) I love you guys, too
26) Brit says "Hi" to everyone as well. But she's dreaming of....
27) He has $20 in the bank. What a rich man
28) Rhythm Nation
29) I'm just a blogger. And a lot more. Fuck yeah, man. I mean, "dude"
30) Jealous?
31) Joe Brasco
32) She is nuts about me
33) I'm nuts about her
34) I sleep four hours, she sleeps twelve, so it balances out
35) Is she not the sexiest, sweetest, coolest, most awesomest woman on the planet? I mean seriously people. She is. She is
36) iJoe -- Ribbed for your pleasure
37) iBroe -- buy one now!
38) iBrit -- not for sale. but you can look. only Joe can touch
39) Did you hear something?
40) Pure Awesomeness!
41) The 'Pent: A Mansion on a tiny hill
42) When is the heat gonna go out again?
43) Is this love?
44) Whatever happened to all the great sitcoms? Or am I the only one wondering?
45) SSDI success story. There are some out there
46) Your federal tax dollars at work
47) That guy's got a tiny little dick
48) But when it gets excited, it a'right
49) Heads up!
50) Writer? Yes. Broke? Yes. Forever? Your choice, America
51) President Broe -- Vice President Taylor -- Speaker of the House -- KLG (Would you pipe down, Kathie? Ever?)
52) The White House in here
54) I love a good quote
55)
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