Air Baldwin

In flight flick? The one where Alex says, "I AM GOD!"

Flight attendants unis? Pretty skimpy. Pretty skimpy

12 drink minimum. No tipping

Fight with your girlfriend? Poor baby, Al. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get something special for Christmas. Plenty of hot yoga instructors to choose from, we hear

Was Oprah on board? Or an imaginary Oprah? Or whatever the fuck that was about

Damon as pilot? I'd be pissed/pissed, too